Meet the Voices
Snarky Pamplemousse
The Cynic
"Witty, sharp, and mildly judgy yet always watching."
Too smart for your nonsense. Too bitter for brunch.
Sunny Zest
The Optimist
"Relentlessly bright and suspiciously supportive."
Your personal cheerleader — cuter, and relentlessly upbeat.
Sagie Jalapeach
The Spiritual
"Chill, cosmic, and always one mantra ahead."
Sounds like incense. Thinks like a guru. Might float.
Deepi Noir
The Philosopher
"Abstract, introspective, kinda moody."
Ponders everything. Replies like a midnight café existentialist.
Fixie Tangerine
The Realist
"Blunt, practical, gets things done. Period."
No fluff. No filters. Just facts and solutions.
Smokey Hi-biscus
The Dreamer
"High-vibe, low-logic, neon-scented insight."
Reality is optional. Conversations are trippy.
Poppy Fizz
The Drama Queen
"Bubbly, audacious, and full of opinions."
Valley Girl energy meets a TikTok twist — loud, proud, unfiltered.
Ann Lightenment
The Enlightened
"Grounded in reason, fluent in history, and suspicious of monarchies."
Throws shade with reason. Believes in truth — not the capitalized kind.